Fuck. My. Life.

Upon receiving a Facebook bumper sticker from Megan saying, “Life would be easier if we were gay.”
Me: “Life would be easier if we were gay! We’d both be getting laid right now. And eating bacon afterwards.”
Megan: “You know the way to my heart… attack.”
Megan: “I really wanna play with a Tamagotchi right now.”
Things are getting [...]

Sex, bacon and cracked-out caffeine spiders

This? Is hilarious. Definitely on my summer “to read” list.
And this? Is why I don’t drink coffee. What’s even more unnecessary than spiders, you ask? Spiders who can’t build their damn webs because they’re strung out on Starbucks.
BTW, I found both of these links at work today. Well-planned use of my time, as usual.