The high point of work today was when I found out that there is, indeed, an American Mustache Institute. The Institute’s mission is “Protecting the rights of, and fighting discrimination against, mustached Americans by promoting the growth, care and culture of the mustache.”
Well praise Jesus. How did we ever survive without this vital humanitarian organization?!
Please go to the website. It speaks for itself. Don’t miss the Mustache Styles page (which includes such fan favorites as the “dali,” the “petit handlebar” and the the “walrus”) in addition to ‘Stache Bash — a visual montage of the best and worst ’staches around.
You won’t regret visiting this site. But if facial hair isn’t your bag, feel free to check out this man’s plight, entitled, “My wife left me because the dolphins at Sea World gave me an erection”. Just tragic.
