Entries from August 2008

August 19, 2008

Gag-worthy gadgets, pooping interns and viva la Franzia

So while it’s true that I promised to write more often, I never said it was going to be good. Following is a collection of the weirdest links I’ve found online at work this week (because that’s where all my best Googling happens, duh).

Want a gadget to annoy the shit out of you? I’ve got [...]

August 19, 2008

Hi ho, hi ho, the real world kinda blows.

Let’s face it: I love reality TV. Despite my best efforts, it’s a claim that cannot be denied. And I’m gonna go out on a limb and say TV is a big part of why I haven’t written in so long. That, and I’ve also started a full-time job (insert whiny lament about how college [...]

August 10, 2008

I want to go to Ireland. Now.

This is what happens when you watch movies like “P.S. I Love You.” You think you can be Hilary Swank and go to Ireland where dark, handsome, strapping, guitar-playing men abound. And that they’re waiting for you.

August 3, 2008

Douchebags of America, unite!

Unpacking, cleaning and rearranging your life SUCKS. And since my day has been consumed by those three mind-numbing tasks, I have nothing exciting to tell you. So please enjoy this mildly hilarious SNL skit celebrating douchebaggery at its finest.
SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE’S 2007 DOUCHEBAG AWARDS